codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via promoted)

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thepolyvorecollection:

so pretty so perf omgah

I’m used to it

The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via bl-ossomed)

(via arizes)

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(via asian)

Be careful who you vent to.

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning.  (via senyahearts)

(via sasslet)

(via eugeniaaa)

(via underplay)

internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

(via iwasrepeals)

me

(via scalelectricity)

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(via asian)

eletheowl:

Gonna miss all the overeating I did with my favourite person this weekend. Have a good week ahead y’all x

in need of a weekend like this 

(via girlinlondon)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via legalwifi)

(via arizes)